Hamster Milk Omelet
Well, welcome to my humble web abode. You know, everyone else on the damn WWW says that same damn thing when they make a page too. So, I screwed up. Anyway...my page really has nothing on it that is worth looking at. Do I guess that I'm gonna tell you how I came up with that title.
This year I was in a real slacker class. I ended up with a 108.2 %. That is a really big A+!
It was supposed to be a music class, but really I didn't learn much about any past music. The real cool part was my classmates' presentations. They all had really nothing to do with what we were learning at the time, but most of them were really damn funny. As you can see, I have a tendency to ramble. In any event, one presentation sticks out in my mind for both it's total lack of content, and its wonderful, on the spot title.
This was my friend Chris' Hamster Milk Omelet presentation. In reality, he did a project on his three favorite songs, an idea which he stole from my other friend Will.
So that's how I came up with that title. And that is also the entire content of this page.
'Cept for my ramblings. These will be periodically changed. Well, probably not. I'll change them whenever I remember. So here is my current edition of "That Stupid Shit That Pisses Me Off in Daily Life."
Stupid Shit
Today's rant is about nothing. Actually it's about nothing that people put on the internet.
Has anyone noticed how the Web is full of shit? Nobody, including myself, with the exception of a few extremely creative people, puts anything worthwhile on the internet. It's always pages of links. Have you ever noticed that? No one has pages, only pages of links to other pages...which have pages of links to other pages.
This actually brought to mind something else that bothers me. At our school they don't allow walkman or Discman's or radios or anything that could conceivably be used to create anytime of melodious type noise. I understand this rule makes sense in classrooms, or during lectures or something....but why in God's name can't we listen to a Discman in Study Hall? Who the hell is it interrupting? Certainly not me. I enjoy music (That's why I took a goddamn class in it) and I actually could study better given some good music to listen to.
Thinking about my school actually brings to mind some other stupid rules that I have to put up with. No hats. Again, if it is interfering with someone's view or something, I understand. But this is the reasoning they gave me when I asked: "I don't know." So I asked someone else and someone else, until finally I reached the assistant principal. This is what he told me, "Not being able to wear hats cuts down on gang activity." Okay. That makes sense. Me and my homeys won't hang no more cause we can't be wearin' our head shit no more. All right admin., way to go!!!
Sorry about the color changes. I get bored. Plus its so easy with my Microsoft Idiot - Proof Program. This is a continuation of my ranting, so too bad if you don't want to hear it. First though, here is a page that I feel is very funny and kind of on the subject. http://pages.infinit.net/nroy/microcrap/
In any event...does anyone else see how Bill Gates is taking over the world. I know this is common knowledge to everyone, but does it truly Frighten anyone else? You know, the bastard didn't even invent anything himself anyway. DOS was around before Microsoft! HAHAHAHAHA
Okay, Back To More Legible Color
(Though not necessarily easier Font, as you'll see in a second.)
GK, how's this? I'm gonna be sorta self centered, redundant, and narcissistic here. This is the part where I talk about myself. Anyone not interested, leave. Anyone really interested, mail me. The address is at the bottom.
So......here goes: My name is a secret, a secret that anyone who is at least a little techno-savvy has probably figured out by now. I, of course, cannot do this. So, yeah, my name is Luke. I'm a sophomore in High School. I live in Middleton, WI. which is right next to Money Magazine's # 1 place to live. There is nothing to do here. I don't care what you say money magazine! This place has nothing to do unless you're a drug addict or eighteen years old, or possess a really good fake ID. So there. I like a lotta stuff. I'm not gonna share that though. It would take to much time.
This is getting really freaking boring. I think this would be a good spot to end my ranting, raving, and other forms of speech.
[email protected] This one I forgot the password to, so if you want mail back in a long time....this is the one for you.
I decided to add some links, even though by doing so I sorta am contradicting my own statements that I made in my ranting section. Well, fuck you!
Here is where I actually first learned about many things in life. ( The French, for example.)
http://rampages.onramp.net/~scottgl/mainevil.htm
Yeah, that's funny. How bout a fun page devoted to Barney?
http://www.bright.net/~pinkyc/kill.html
Nevermind, I'm done. You don't even get a closing statement. Go to Hell.
P.S. I was talking to my friend yesterday, when he begged me to place his address on MY page, god only knows why. However, i decided to humor him, so without further ado, here is my firend's address: (mail dirty letters, he likes it.)
P.S. After composing the above text, it was brought to my attention (actually, this morning's paper) that Madison is no longer the country's number one city. We're now number seven. Ha Ha Ha. Lucky us.